Dear World,
Please stop it!
I am at a loss as to what sort of bad things I must have done in my past life to deserve this. I am only trying to change my name! It isn't so hard. Right?!
Why is it then that every single item I touch has problems? There have been car title problems, check problems, bank problems, work problems, more work problems, insurance problems. What happens if I get sick all of a sudden and my names don't at all match?! I don't dare ask what is going on with my retirement savings. Thank god I changed the name before we sign any papers for our home - I can't imagine what we'd have to go through if I had a different name.
I am tired of playing this game and am just really sad. Please stop. I promise to never ever change my name again.
Sincerely,
NOT PAULA S. & NOT PAULA S. S.-NEWLASTNAME